More of This?

Submitted by Seton Motley on October 19, 2006 - 4:14pm.
The Democrat Minority Agenda, writ large pending ascension

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There is Still Time to Turn the Electoral Wheel

We just received from the Republican Study Committee (the all too unnumerous gaggle of Conservative legislators in the House of Representatives) a list that serves as but a tip of the looming iceberg with which we will come into full contact should the Donkeys succeed in their attempt to play Pass the Gavel.

As bad as they are in Less Than mode, imagine the gear into which they will kick it should they ease into the Majority.

Behold:

Once And For All, It Is Elephantary, My Dear Watson

Submitted by Seton Motley on October 18, 2006 - 9:57pm.
As we have said since at least June, it will be all GOP on November 7th

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Not So Fast, Madame Wishful Speaker

With but nineteen hyper-ventilation filled days left before the Burros’ Great Unraveling, we will now (again) pause to, fully and finally, elucidate why, Frank Rich’s uber-silliness notwithstanding, the 2006 Donkey Electoral Steamroll is the Greatest Story Ever Sold.

Nearly everyone is in on the hawking; certainly the Media, with its multicultural array of providers of its monoclonal, monomyopic worldview.

Elected Democrats are again reprising their timeless, tiresome role as unproductive haranguers. So comfortable in character are they that the Woman Who Would Be Speaker, Nancy “The Lift” Pelosi (D.- Bathhouse, CA), feels unfettered in uttering that her Party needs not a plan, for they are not the ones in power.

The Solution

Submitted by Seton Motley on October 6, 2006 - 9:20am.
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You Can Stay (So, Too, May Calvin Coolidge [center])

Let us keep the Page program, and disband Congress.

Appease and Carrots

Submitted by Seton Motley on September 7, 2006 - 7:53pm.
The Democrat IslamoFascist Approach
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Finally, and Exhausated

We are but scant weeks from being put out of our electoral misery, as we will soon cross the finish line of one of the most uneventful ballotory cycles in recent history.

Contrary to the rampant current wisdom to which we have been incessantly subjected lo these last six months, absolutely no change will occur in the populative makeup of either federal legislative body come November 7th.

Iran's Black Wing

Submitted by Seton Motley on August 29, 2006 - 6:34am.
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Not Our Type

Hezbollah, Israel's latest Partner in Peace

As the world community force feeds the Zionist entity a cease fire (Arabic for "regroup and rearm") with the Party of God, we should keep in mind just with whom we are forcing them to go to the prom.

With apologies to Jimmy Buffett, be careful when you go to swing your partner, for they may just take (another) swing at you.

Eight Months Late to the Party

Submitted by Seton Motley on August 20, 2006 - 12:07pm.
The finally analysis of mercurial Madame Comptroller by someone besides us

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The Retrograde Ripple

The Once and Future Anything That Helps qualities of Gubernatorial already also-ran Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn have finally made the radar of a member of the Austin Media, a gaggle of blood hounds with a collective sinus condition who could not successfully track a fox stole.

The Houston Chronicle's intrepid reporter R.G. Radcliffe has suddenly discovered that our Beloved Comptroller of Public On-Account-Ofs is an inordinately loyal sort, if only to herself. She was a Mondale Democrat in 1984, only to suddenly discover her Elephantary streak but one year later (as she realized that Texas had already begun doing so) and execute an immediate about face and a swap of Party hats. She rode the Lone Star Republican tidal wave for over two electoral decades, only to find herself on the verge of running aground and breaking apart in this year's primary for the move to the Mansion, her next step-up in the Great Grandma Vision.

Ruminations and Lamentations on Lieberman and Lamont

Submitted by Seton Motley on August 9, 2006 - 5:57am.
Good for Republicans, terrible for Conservatives
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A Connecticut Democrat Primary Voter Headed For the Polls

The national Democrat Party yesterday unceremoniously and unsurreptitiously cut one of its last remaining tethers to Reality, embodied as the overarching unreconstructed Liberal, save on but one issue, who just six years prior was designated the #2 overall Donkey.

For having the audacity to consistently defend America’s right to exist, and his refusal to take part in his fellows’ pseudo-intellectual parlor game of retroactively substituting Iraqi hindsight for forethought, Joe Lieberman’s associate Burros and the online electronic apparatchik deemed him Public Servant Enemy #1, and yesterday succeeded in reaching the Party’s conversionary conclusion, from once the home of Jacksons Andrew and Scoop to its now being but the elective branch of MoveOn.org. (Another Jackson, Jesse the Poverty Pimp, would feel even more right at home here now; however, thankfully, his time, and his jig, is mostly up.)

Having Your Slake, and Beating It Too

Submitted by Seton Motley on July 4, 2006 - 10:59am.

The New York Times, its rhymes and reasons

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The New York Times Newsroom

In its latest turn around the mulberry bush, the weasely New York Times has yet again brandished its First Amendment rights (even as it has long since lost its First Amendment bona fides) with another story of negligible newsworthiness but of egregious deleteriousness to something about which it apparently could not care less, national security.

With its decision to ignore the myriad requests of George W. Bush Administration officials, House and Senate Intelligence Committee members (Republicans and Democrats both), as well as members of the 9-11 Commission (which the Times until very recently had held in such sacrosanct regard, right up until the moment they at the once agreed with President Bush) and make public the effort to track terrorist coin as it spanned the globe, the Times has completed for us the conversionary intellectual process, whereby one goes from pondering whether or not the Grey Lady wishes us ill in the pushback against global Caliphatic oblivion to being morally certain that they do.

Simply Conservative

Submitted by Seton Motley on June 21, 2006 - 7:29pm.

Originally published on June 21st, 2006, by the American Spectator.

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To the Right, Naturally

What was on January 20, 2001, less than exemplary news for the greater conservative nation was a change for the better in Lone Star State governance, as Lieutenant Governor Rick Perry rose via the process of orderly succession to succeed the newly minted President George W. Bush in the Texas executive mansion. What began by default procedural ascension has become one of the most consistently conservative tenures in recent American political history.

Arriving in Austin alongside the new Governor was a Texas Senate controlled by Republicans for the first time since Reconstruction. But, saddled with a wayward lieutenant governor in David Dewhurst, whose actions then and now indicate he wishes to be some sort of political hybrid of Arlen Specter and John McCain, and a still-Donkey dominated House, the 2001 legislative session was less than stellar in conservative execution.

Not the First Example of Media Self-Plagiarism That We Have Noted

Submitted by Seton Motley on June 7, 2006 - 1:37pm.
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As you, Gentle Readers, will recall, on February 8th of this glorious year we cited the Austin American-Statesman for journalistic stuttering:

It Is Rare That This Immediate A Redux Is Required

This is, of course, in addition to the recently adduced similar bit of Press repetitiveness:

Is the Dallas Morning News' Jeffers, Jr., Cognizant of the Fact That He Is Robbing Himself Blind?